Weird Shit Blog

Because not everything has to make sense

A bit of background: I’m participating in a Secret Santa thing with fellow writers from Cracked.com’s writer’s workshop. My victim recipient was a person I don’t really know, but she likes Doctor Who. I know almost nothing about Doctor Who. So I wrote this. —————— “Look!” said The Doctor’s latest companion, yet another white British lady, “It’s Santa!” “Santa? That son …

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(FM = offbrandmusic, anjldust = me) 11:10 PM – FM: [my cousin Ethan] just quoted Home Alone at me 11:11 PM – anjldust: tell him he’s a filthy animal 11:11 PM – FM: he said “BUZZ YOUR DOWNLOAD, WOOF” 11:13 PM – anjldust: man, Buzz doesn’t have to put up with that shit from a …

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Probably not, since I covered so much in the first one. Any kind of sequel would most likely just have a lot of less interesting stuff. I am working on another book with the same publisher, though. It’ll be more comedy nonfiction, so it will at least be similar in that regard. The subject matter, …

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I’m kinda bugged by people saying Dylan Farrow is trying to tank Woody Allen’s chances at an Oscar. First of all, that is a stupid thing to care about. Woody Allen’s not going to crumple up and die without another Oscar. If you think that’s at all important here, you are stupid. The main reason …

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