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Because not everything has to make sense

To most of us, chemistry is a class in high school we got a B in and being able to measure just the right amount of sugar into our Kool-Aid without fumbling around for the measuring cup. “Seriously, man, it’s a fucking art.”But it’s an invaluable science, and without centuries of hard-working, proud chemists, we’d …

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When you need to get a message to someone these days, you’re not hurting for options. Between ten billion social networks, e-mail, instant message, text message, or getting real old-fashioned and just calling them, we’ve got it pretty easy. But how secure are those communications? Ostensibly, they’re secure enough for day-to-day use. Realistically, they’re not …

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At various points throughout the 20th century, and even on into our sexy (but still modest, in that hot era-next-door kinda way) 21st century, various crackpots, and sometimes even the mass media have managed to blame aliens for just about any god damn thing. The pyramids, Stonehenge, and I’m gonna go on record right now …

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On the last Friday of every month, I look at an apocalyptic prophecy that failed miserably when the apocalypse didn’t happen in a feature called “End of the Month, End of the World.” When people try to use the Bible to predict the end of the world, it seems funny to most seasoned internet-goers, who …

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