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Because not everything has to make sense

Tomorrow, NASA is holding a press-conference about extraterrestrial life. It’s widely speculated that they may announce that they’ve found life on Saturn’s largest moon, Titan. This may be the biggest announcement in human history, when you think about it. We’ve found aliens. Sort of, anyway. Welcome to Earf. They’re not like, aliens aliens. They’re more …

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On the last Friday of every month, I look at an apocalyptic prophecy that failed miserably when the apocalypse didn’t happen in a feature called “End of the Month, End of the World.” When people try to use the Bible to predict the end of the world, it seems funny to most seasoned internet-goers, who …

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