Weird Shit Blog

Because not everything has to make sense

It’s time to announce another new thing!

In the vast, buzzing hive of the internet, this site can now be found at in addition to

I am saving you keystrokes here. Truly, I am a benevolent webhost!

You can still get here from, though, no worries. And all my old links (even the Tumblr ones) should still work. I think. If they don’t, let me know in any of the billionty ways you can reach me.

Speaking of the ol’ Tumblr (it was in a parenthetical but it still counts damn it), in case you missed it, that’s now located at I guess I could update that to use the new domain but it was enough of a pain in the ass to get the current one set up.

By the way, I’ve had a few folks ask if I’ll be offering paper copies of Other Gods and the answer is maybe, I don’t know just yet. It depends on how well it does as an eBook first, as paper books have a larger upfront fee. One of these days, it might happen.

Every horror movie that catches the least amount of attention gets a shitty remake, and it’s been about 5 years since I did anything new with Weird Shit Blog, so here we are. Will studio interference derail the project and lead to years in development hell? Er, no. This metaphor got fucked up.

Anyway, yeah, I decided to redesign Weird Shit Blog to move some of the longer-form pieces away from Tumblr, which isn’t a great platform for long stuff. Why Because unlike the Gods that live between worlds, who rule over the darkness and endlessly shout into the nothing, will never die. Or, well, I hope it doesn’t.

My Tumblr is still around, and all the material is still there, but I also ported some of the more interesting blog entries over here. In the future, the Tumblr site will be used as another place for short-form hexts, like Twitter and Facebook. Longer posts will go here.

I didn’t just reboot my website for the hell of it though. I’ve also finally finished my short story collection, Other Gods! I’ve uploaded it to the Kindle, Nook, iBooks, and Kobo stores. It’s still processing, so I’ll have a separate post with purchase links later this week.

That’s not all that’s going on, though. Stay tuned. Between the bursts of static and the strained hiss of a tape deck on its last legs, you’ll learn new things.

See you again soon.

July 6, 2016

In The Exorcist, Reagan nails Karras in the back and Merrin just watches. Doesn’t say a word. It’s fucked up.

July 2, 2016

Went to see The Purge: Election Year and found this in the parking lot. Happy 4th, y’all.

May 20, 2016


Dear diary, today my fortune cookie took a pro-masturbation stance.

US First Lady Hillary Clinton (L) listens to quest

Hillary Clinton does not think enough of the truth is out there. As The New York Times reported Tuesday, she thinks there may be something to all those reports of UFO activity.

“There’s enough stories out there that I don’t think everybody is just sitting in their kitchen making them up,” she said when asked if she believed in UFOs during an interview in April with “The Breakfast Club” on radio station Power 105.1 FM. She has pledged to declassify government files on aliens, if they exist, provided that there’s no national security risk.

You guys, Hillary Clinton thinks that UFOs might be real and I’m simultaneously puzzled and elated.