Guess what? Chicken butt! Hah, just kidding. It is much more than that, ye moonhowlers.

I now offer Other Gods in a DRM-free ePub file that you can use on any device that can read those. Hooray! To purchase, just use the PayPal link at the bottom of this page.

Make sure to also read the special instructions to make sure I deliver it to the right place.

Oh, one more thing! Any of you who have followed my writing for a while know that I love Easter eggs, and so I’ve added one to this very site. The first person to find it and email me at with its location gets a free copy of Other Gods! If you already bought one, you can totally gift it to someone else. Or you can keep it and clutch it tight to your chest until you are nothing left but dust.

More news soon!