Weird Shit Blog

Because not everything has to make sense

Just a real quick post. I’ve got two things to announce: I finally have a complete bibliography! A few people have asked for a way to find all my stuff since Cracked is between redesigns and doesn’t list all of their authors’ articles at the moment and The Smoking Jacket has completely gone offline. Now …

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Some background: Last week, Cracked.com published “Third-World America: 5 Insane Realities Of Appalachia“, an article to which I contributed. It’s been super popular and I love how well it turned out. One of the weirdest things about the writing world is how things take such a crazy path from idea to publication, however. In the case of this particular article, …

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I’ve got old episodes of The Twilight Zone playing in the background while I’m working and I’m super in love with a particular episode called “I Shot an Arrow into the Air”, and for a specific reason. In the episode, some proto-astronauts (the episode aired in 1960, 9 years before Apollo 11) land on an alien landscape …

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Hey. You probably got here from one of my articles or something. I’m in the process of moving my blog from Tumblr to here. That’s why it looks like shit and is just a handful of old imported posts. Please stand by.