Wish Fulfillment, Part 1 of X

It’s wish fulfillment time!

Tracy V. asked for a picture of my cat with his head in my shoe. Biscuit the kitten is happy to oblige!

Maxwell Yezpitelok asked for Brad and Jen to get back together. I don’t have that much direct influence on them. I do have some voodoo dolls I got in New Orleans, though!


DrunkOnMystery asked for a drawing of himself wreaking horrible vengeance upon the writing staff of The Walking Dead

(Side note- I just watched the first season and it seriously goes like this: 

Ep. 1 – Must get to Atlanta. 

Ep. 2 – Nope, fuck Atlanta. 

Ep. 3 – Oops, we gotta go back to Atlanta. 

Ep. 4 – Okay, let’s get the fuck out of Atlanta. 

Ep. 5 – You guys, I’m thinking of going back to Atlanta. 


OrangeEyebrows asked for a picture of what I thought she might look like. Seeing as she’s English and calls herself OrangeEyebrows, I figured my options were few.

SkepticalNumber asked to see a penguin fighting a baby. When I was done, it didn’t quite feel right, so I added a little something.

Sventington asked for a drawing of a scene from “Darker With the Day” by Nick Cave. I’ve never heard that one, unfortunately, so I substituted in my favorite Nick Cave song, “The Mercy Seat”. I hope that is alright, Sven!

Charlotte asked for a drawing of herself riding grumpy cat. I complied, and I just assumed she’d be riding into battle.

I’d also like to add that on the night of March 26, 2013, Davidb Marchetti was with me from the hours of 7pm to 10pm and we were playing real-life whack-a-mole with hobos and stray cats.

Finally, I’ve got some more busted pictures of my car, this time in the daylight. This is what $3,800 worth of damage to a 2004 Pontiac Grand Am looks like:

And lastly, my wife finally got to take some pictures of the 2009 Pontiac G5 (I believe I said it was a 2008 before, but I have been corrected) that I’ll be buying.

Ain’t it fancy?

Okay, that’s all the wishes I can do right now. I will be back with more soon!