The U.S. Army Presents: Fucking Up Your Cat With Psychoactive Drugs (A Video Breakdown)

There was once a time in America’s history when people viewed science and the military with pure, unadulterated awe. We didn’t question them when they did insane things, because it was all in the name of progress. 

Maybe we should have, though, because one time they totally gave a cat drugs. They even filmed it so that future generations could be equally amazed and horrified.

First, the cat is loaded into a clear, plastic box. No good can come of any video that begins like this.

As a control, the scientists put a mouse in the box with an un-fucked Mr. Schnookums. 

“The cat is victorious on this day. However, gentlemen, what happens when he is totally tripping balls?”

Our feline friend doesn’t get cartoon stamps like we did in the third grade. They just pump the shit right in the box.

The cat’s reality begins to slip almost immediately. The devil-mouse can see behind the cat’s eyes. The cat can feel this.

The scientists are just big enough assholes to add two mice to the box and blow his mind even more.

That white blur is a mouse taking a once in a lifetime chance to beat the shit out of a cat who is in no position to fight back.

The cat now fully experiences The Fear. The monsters in his brain threaten to swallow his soul.

It is at this point that the cat begins to completely detach from reality and takes flight to a higher plane of consciousness.

Via BoingBoing

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