This is a leftover entry from today’s Cracked article about creepy automatons. Unfortunately, Max and I couldn’t dig up enough solid background information on it for it to make it into the final article, but I thought I’d share it anyway.

Note that the guy laying at the bottom is a horribly racist caricature of a black man. Also, the look in his eyes appears to be one of terror, as if he’s being force-fed these sausages, and this is some sort of awful Hell.