Bad Metaphors

My buddy Dennis Hong has started a new blog where he’s collecting all the bad metaphors in the world as a kind of a zoo, where the kids can pet them and stuff.

He’s asked me to help him in his noble quest, and I have agreed.

You can check it out right here.

Also, if you happen to find any stupid wordings, strange turns of phrase, or just plain bad descriptive language, feel free to submit it and we’ll post it!